Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
there was enough confetti in my bra to throw another NYE party
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
I just looked into the eyes of the man whose car I peed on last night
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
The bar tenders gave me the number for a "taxi"... It's just a dude with a van. In retrospect, pretty sketchy. Robert was cool though.
OMG. Hung over at my grandparents house. Threw up on 3 T-stops, countless snowbanks, and the grandparents driveway. Was proposed to last night. Bruised from head to toe from falling down 3 flights of stairs. Debating my intelligence because it seems that "happy new years" is too hard for me to spell. How were your new years festivities?
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
Liquor doesn't fix sad, but it sure as hell lowers my standards for a rebound.
It's accurate though. I am legitimately passionate about pickles. I crave pickles the same way I crave sex. It is a deep rooted animalistic need
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
I will fuck anyone who brings me mcdonalds right now
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