puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
I thanked her for the handjob she gave me in the middle of the night. She had no idea what i was talking about. I think she sleep-jerked-me-off. Im def sleeping over tonight too
Dude you picked up her Chihuahua and threatened to kill it yelling "it's not cinco de mayo, bitches"
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
You thought the flashing lights were strobe lights when they were loading you into the ambulance. You asked the EMT if he had any X.
I was puking for like ten minutes when I realized my parents were fucking in the shower and were afraid to come out
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
Randomize
