your room smells of hookers.
And success
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
Score
Deaf chicks here I come
he actually used the line "do you have a map, because i'm lost in your eyes" and i was to drunk to care
i woke up to 115 texts from him all saying "do you love me??"
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
You left your underwear on the fireplace
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
My little brother just suggested we drink the rest of the vodka because it's raining. My job is complete.
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
note to self: shower sex when you have 7 stitches in your leg is never a good idea. never.
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
What could go wrong? i could have a mental breakdown with a bottle of champagne hand cuffed to a frat bro
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
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