Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
I woke up on top of his counter next to a pot of boiling water and an empty package of ramen... what happened to the ramen, we will never know.
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
I’m sorry my lady boner messed up your mojo!!
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