he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
i just ate an entire onion plain. all alone. i have never felt more single in my life
He kept saying it was because he was allergic to the chicken. Then he threw up on my mom.
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
Until last night, I had never actually thrown up ON a sandwich
Matt says that there are strip club auditions in our living room and he'd like you to audition.
I picked up the bartender so he could open the bar early and ended up with him giving me a ride home when he closed. I like snowdays and everything, but they get really expensive. Also, I think I threw up on his front door. Not checking.
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
I told him I just left the convent and really wanted a man. He fell for it. Sure beats telling him I'm a nympho stalker that followed him to the bar when I saw his beard.
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
Bug bite on my vagina. I think we need to stop this 'sex in awesome places campaign.'
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