Dude, you need to talk to your mom
wtf?
She just called and asked if i would be part of the intervention she's planning for you
I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
Your boyfriends underwear are hanging from my kitchen window. Where the fuck are you?!
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