Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
be a good friend and just tell me i'm not pregnant
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
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YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
answer my text you professional douchebag
and i mean that in the cutest, flirtiest way possible
That pizza at 1 am literally tasted like I was eating an angel
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im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
Drinking is such a hassle. I wish I could just press a button and be drunk.
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