babies were throwing up all over the place
you lied vaginas dont taste like gold fish!
noo i said youre golden if her vagina tastes like fish!
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
So, do you know where my left shoe is? I mean, we were at a few places last night, and I called them. No luck for me.
Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
Holy Hangover.. I'm marrying whoever put this water by my bed
I told him I had an IUD and he asked me how was a bomb a form of birth control..
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
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