the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
You said "I feel like a koala bear. Do you ever just feel like a koala bear?" This is your brain on drugs.
I legit just quacked out loud at a duck on campus. Realized after that there were people around me, they looked at me funny...
my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.
I don't know what else is in your wedding gift, but I just pulled out a pair of handcuffs in front of her grandmother.
Also a whip and a blindfold. Don't be a bitch, enjoy it!
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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