Just brushed my teeth...forgot we used this toothbrush in bed last night.
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
I just woke up to me licking the dognuts
You mean Doughnuts?
......No :(
we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.
I don't know what it is about vodka that make me ruin relationships.
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
I did however clean up the cupcakes and vomit so I'm not that bad of a roommate
But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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