he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
The girl behind me at the dollar store said couldn't wait to get her permit, then requested a pregnancy test. God I love being home.
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
And now, by the power vested in me by the state of intoxication, I now pronounce you fucking awesome.
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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