What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
she has no idea who harrison ford is.
see that's why i'd never date someone born in the 90s
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
Dude, seriously, fucking stop introducing me as "Thomas, with the dick piercing." you are the worst wingman ever.
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
I swear I'm an adult. I say as I send my mom to go find me green lucky charms and lady gaga oreos
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