Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
throwing up in the shower isnt as glamorous as i expected
since when the fuck is that glamorous?
So i realized that if i bought everything from my google search history for the past week i would have a dolphin, a wolf costume, a unicorn costume, a katana and a bullet proof vest. Not sure how the dolphin would fit in but the rest of it would end up in one awesome night or someone would die. Either way i say we do it.
Then you jumped in the pool because your were convinced the scratches on your neck from the cat were gills and you could breathe underwater.
red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
Did you high five my face last night?
Yes. Yes I did.
He was an asshole the entire night and then tried to touch my dick in a Michaels craft store.
Sooooo, no second date?
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
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