I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
I checked into jail on foursquare
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
At the ER, will you come pick me up... Had an allergic reaction, wanted to see if I could eat a peanut without dying... Do you how bad this is evolutionary, I would have died back in the days of survival of the fitest by now
A beef tasting is not what I needed while hungover
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
Owwwww. Yeah. I can barely move unless Im high on vicodin. We are bad at drinking/balancing. We will be the first to break hips and have to go into a home.
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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