Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
i woke up today to a handjob from this really fat girl that keeps calling me michael phelps
can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
Just seeing my phone say "picture message from: Senor Floppy Cock", i knew it was going to make me smile.
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
'Twas I. Do you have any idea what it's like waking up to see you sent a text inviting someone to partake in "sexy rumpus?"
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
Stay hydrated
I boned my sugar daddy for the first time yesterday and now I know why they say guys in their 40s are the best. Also I’m getting a car.
Let me set the mood for you. Do you remember Britney Spears in her Hit Me Baby One More Time era? Well I just fucked this college girl I shit you not her name is Persephone and she looks exactly like Britney Spears back when she was hot. I might be in love.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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