she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
When you started Hi-fiving people I knew u were fucking gone. You slapped some dude on the shoulder when he wouldn't hi-five you and he asked if he even knew you
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
I can't believe i just offerred a guy a burrito and head, and got turned down. Officially celibate now.
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
My ex's psycho new girlfriend found my vibrator I forgot at his place. Apparently she didn't find it as funny as I did. 😂
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
I feel I should send an apology letter to my anesthesiologist.
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
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