I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
Don't worry about later. I already pre-ordered a pizza for a 1:45 delivery and told them to ignore any calls from your number.
You're getting good at this, you know that?
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
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Question: Is it too early to claim April Fools on the text "can we do some lines before the concert" that I accidentally sent Mom?
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
i think i left a case of beer in your dryer
She was so morning drunk she asked the lady at brueggers for a bandaid and my self respect back
THIS IS THE EMERGENCY BOOZE SYSTEM. I AM EN ROUTE TO DEWITT WITH A FIFTH OF TEQUILA. THIS IS NOT A TEST
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Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
I guess I can check "drink alone in the dark" off my bucket list
THERE ARE NO EMOJIS TO SHOW MY SEXUAL FRUSTRATION
like honestly, the vodka had to go somewhere, and your moms soap dispenser just seemed right at the time..
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