They still haven't come up with a cure for a hangover; good luck cancer.
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
There's a baby duck in my toilet. Fuck you.
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
Today I learned that when you lick a mans butthole, you get wined and dined at a nice french restaurant.
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
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