If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
Sleepwalking naked until I was 12 made it so much easier to get away with drinking at moms now.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
My cats name is now jello shot. How much do you love me right now?
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