you're putting all your eggs in a very hungover basket
Apparently I'm the guy that didn't get the memo that Afliction and wifebeaters were the proper attire for tonight... so I'll just sit here alone in my sweatervest and be judged.
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
You grabbed the hot guy that was making out with his girlfriend all night, slurred "I need to borrow this" then shoved your hand down his pants. All because you thought your ex walked into the bar. It was majestic in its shitshowness.
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
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