Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
I'm the only adult here not drinking and their 2 year old daughter is trying to play dolls with me.. I've never been so demoralized in my life.
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
The swelling on my elbow and tongue means I may have cockblocked myself.
I decided they need a food cart that just roams around the library like the cotton candy people at the circus. But with real food. like tacos cause it sounds delicious.
It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
ok give me a pep talk, I want a hotdog but I'm too stoned to go make it
Who knew sons of strippers would be really feminist boyfriends?
If not, I can murder my liver twice...it's like a cat, it has 9 lives
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
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