You're so nebulous sometimes
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
I sold 10 pepperonis for 5 dollars last night....i fucking love drunk people
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
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The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
I just called my mom 'Napoleon bronaparte'. I need to stop hanging out with you.
You kept apologizing for not offering me some of your Whisky, which you referred to as "Jesus Nectar".
Lemme guess, I was the one completely shit faced making out with the 50 year old...
LOL, wrong number bro. Good luck trying to figure out what happened though..
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I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
He sent me a blank text message. That's a booty call waiting to happen
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
That's good to know, because I will be doing terrible things to you. Terrible things, John, wicked, evil, maniacal things shall happen to you and I will have the audacity to call it sex
STILL COMPLETELY OKAY WITH THIS
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