worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
I would dunk an oreo in her breast milk
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
My cleaning lady just walked in the kitchen and i had a hardcore boner. I dont know what awkward is anymore
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
The magician guy on probation is here at the bar. I'm gonna get him to show me a trick
It threw me off a little. I had to take a moment and ask myself, "Is he really fingering me in his mom's kitchen while I eat a whopper?"
I was sprawled on his bed and heard him and a girl walk in the apartment. I jumped out the window and am walking down main street wrapped in an american flag blanket. Can you pick me up?
I woke up remembering only that I got pulled over by a cop, then looked over and found that same cop, naked.
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
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