That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
So random guy from last night came over tonight. I told myself I wasn't going to sleep with him but he had some killer dirty talk and a big penis in his arsenal...what was I supposed to do? Supposedly he lost his virginity to his wife and since their divorce a year ago I'm the 1st girl he's slept with, I feel like I just re-took his virginity...I feel like a rockstar.
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
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I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
Wondering when "babysitting" formed into "sleeping on the couch for five hours nursing a hangover and giving the kids Nyquil."
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
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He came into your room last night to tell me he was leaving, when I woke up this morning he was facedown in your hallway. He didn't make it very far.
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
She posted a pic of her bf on ig wishing him a happy bday at midnight. She then proceeded to have sex with me. Who is the bday boy again?
Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.
I was like sure, i'll have a drink or two to end the night early. Next thing i know theres a ton of dudes in my house and like 3 gallons of wine. I cant do anything in moderation.
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
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