are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
We folded our dollar bills into airplanes. This really makes the strippers work for it. Like air miles.
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
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He dated me before I started drinking. I feel like he deserves a consolation bj for all the effort he had to put in to get in my pants.
I woke up on a futon in some strangers house. They were eating pizza and told me everything was going to be fine.
He kept making me pretend I was his personal trainer. When I swallowed his cum he made me pretend I was drinking a protein shake. Thats actually what it tasted like.
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
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So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
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