tequila makes my crab dance SOOOO much better
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
omg i met someone at the bar who sells hair feathers. that are long. saved in my phone as "haiirs deather"
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
Phone keeps correcting good morning to "food moaning" and I like the way it thinks.
If you don't see me at the bar tomorrow night, I was most likely captured by the communists.
You're the only guy I know who could convince a lady at the pharmacy to trade you her pain pills for your antibiotics.
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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