She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
You know it is an interesting night when the 911 operator calls you
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
Banged former boss. Adulthood achievement unlocked.
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
OMG I accidentally abducted a cat. Now there is a cat in my apartment. I NEED TO UNDO WHAT I HAVE DONE
We need to feng shui this bitch.
I’m so poor I’m filling a flask with vodka and bringing it to the bar.
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
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