found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
Do you think they could tell I was high on that conf call?
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
Not sure if it is a new high or new low, but i left a basket on the porch of the sorority I woke up at. It had a description of the Minnie Mouse I woke up next to, and Plan B.
I'm trying not to drink. I may fall down if I move. This is bad. I had everclear before the bar. Oh no. Oh no. Breathe. Breathe. Breathe.
Me ending up in the fetal position in my shower is becoming far too commonplace. It's like a weekly therapy session
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
Puked in my purse on my Uber ride home last night. Safe to say it's not a good idea to beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
how soon in a friendship can you start calling them a motherfucker
Had a dream last night that we survived the apocalypse. And we celebrated Christmas.
What did I get you?
A 12 gauge and a bottle of vodka that was waist high.
Sounds about right
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