I may or may not have started my period at the bar. Good thing I have dark jeans on.
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
Woke up next to my bed in a pile of skittles, sleeping on a pair of sweatpants. I can't believe the girl didn't stick around..
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
Our 450 pound cab driver smells like McDonalds and sunblock with a touch of vodka. Correction I smell like vodka.
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
Now I'm obligated to stay and cuddle with her because the condom broke. Fuck.
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
I couldn't think of the word "bath" so instead I told him I was marinating in soapy water
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
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