i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
Sorry for locking you out after accusing you of eating my Skittles... I realized I was mistaken after just throwing up the rainbow.
She just broke down showed up grabbed a beer said fuck it pulled off her fake eyelashes looked at my roommate and said we need to break up you're a nice guy and I'm a whore
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
btw telling the cab driver, that took you to your booty call that is now returning your wallet that you left in his cab, that you want to hug him is awkward
If you fold the laundry; booze and orgasms on me.
You were arrested in a tiara again... maybe you shouldn’t wear one.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
Who is this?
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