I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
Give me a heads up the next time you BBM me a voicenote of you cumming so I'll make sure not to play it while in the car with my parents. Miss you too.
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
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yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
I feel like my lungs want to punch me in the vagina.
is that even a sentence?
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
I might have beaten my fastest all time record going from "I really really like this girl" to "fuck that bitch"
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Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
It smells like grilled cheese and sexual frustration
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
He's on the porch naked. Help.
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