'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
he offered to walk down from the bar this morning to my house and bring me a guinness...
how romantic. its the irish mans version of flowers
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
Tried to land my foot on his shoulder and kicked him in the face. Then I fell into a homeless man's bike and posed with a buffalo head. How was your night?
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
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