you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
he said my vag tasted like ravioli n pennies... i forgot I was on my period
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
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im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
Yeah, you gave me a condom that I 100% coulda used, then an hour later you basically beat the shit out of me and physically took it from my pocket.
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
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I'm very impressed by your ability to explain a story about your fiery snatch solely in emojis. props.
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
I answered the booty call in my Trophy Wife cutoff and my ex-boyfriends sweatpants with a bottle of jager.
and how was that received?
They tried to get you to drink water and all you kept shouting was, "NO MORE LIQUIDS OF *ANY* KIND."
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
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