paul mccartney is starting to look like angela lansbury
Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
Just spent the last 5 minutes laughing at my epipen. i think i'm too high.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
My life is a random series of events connected only by bottles of Seagram's 7
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
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