Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
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Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
That doesn't mean I'm a slut. Unless McFlurries are involved.
I will rub McFlurries all over you.
You don't understand, we were on a waffle house. Both of us were absolutely certain we passed out at his place then BAM! Waffle house.
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
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Dude. My tinder just blew up in Seattle. I'm moving here. I don't give a fuck
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
So after we found out he wasnt throwing up blood in was just hawaiian punch and we all failed breathalyzers the cop drove us around like a taxi and brought us back to the apartment
Jesus fuck. I just hit on him in front of the whole fire department. They hit the sirens and told us to get a room. FML. I can never go back to that fire station again...
All our friends are getting married, and I'm the dateless guy bringing molly to their weddings.
Thank you for being so charming, but do you have syphilis?
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