I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
Something in my vomit makes me think I shouldn't have had that slurpee
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
I was taking a bath and he burst in, sat down and started taking a shit. RIGHT BESIDE ME. My lack of privacy astounds me.
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
The dick lei will go down in squad history
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
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