I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
You sprayed lemon pledge on your crotch because it was "dusty"
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buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
I have bruises covered in glitter and someone just asked me if I realized I'm bleeding from both ears. This is awkward.
There's a treasure map on your stomach. Treasure may or may not be the clothes you lost...enjoy
I just farted in the bathroom and the guy in the stall next to me started gagging. Its a beauitful day
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can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
Is it really bad that my last patient offered to fuck my brains out if I gave her IV morphine...and I gave her my phone number and told her when my shift is over?
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
We told him to puke in the Denny's parking lot or we wouldn't be his friend anymore. So he did. He wasn't even drunk.
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