last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
Mac n' cheese is coming out of my nose. You can't make that feel better
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
a girl just walked by me crying on the phone saying, "all I ever do is menstruate"
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
There's that certain point at night when you start saying things like s'mores should be used in foreign relations. I reached it.
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
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