I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
make sure to take notes today. there is a guy in a wheelchair who might be getting a DUI from a cop on horseback. I'm gonna see this through.
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The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
WHAT? When did I ever refer to one of my past hookups as "the rainforest guy"?
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
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I think you'll be amused to know that I achieved the impossible feat of tripping over my own dick
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
For 15 minutes straight, he literally did every accent there was, from Russian to Bostonian. The issue: no one could determine whether he was sober, wasted, or anywhere in between
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
All right well I’m making her sugar cookies and sleeping with her husband tonight. Just another manic Monday
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