She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
And the best part is that she's coming home to find that I completely shaved her dog.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
His cat just sat there and simultaneously bobbed his head up and down while I blew him
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
Is there any chance of you maybe wanting a bouncy house at your wedding. Like maybe a .0001 chance. If so I would totally chip in for that.
Randomize
