he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
I am the girl who goes to bed with her make-up on so that she doesn't have to fully redo it in the morning. I am obviously not ready to be a mother.
How does that even work?
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Technically, I traded a soft pretzel for sex last night...
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
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Jesus when did you leave my house? I found 2 bottles of wine, vodka, and a book with blow all over it wondering if I was read bedtime stories
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
Some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet
Why were there just 3 inflatable bounce houses delivered to my house?
oh shit.
this bedazzled flask is my best investment yet
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
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