I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
I now officially know the distance between my two boobs is one twizzler.
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
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She said to bring taco sauce. Hoping that's a euphemism.
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
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All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
If it was any colder outside, the frost from my breath would make a mixed drink
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
I just got out of a $280 speeding ticket by acting like The Big Lebowski. Seriously Jeff Bridges is the man.
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