Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
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Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
Just retrieve me from the bathroom floor when you're done
I may have to marry her. She is smarter than me and has a six figure job and doesn't want to have kids. All I have to be is a trophy husband.
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No ambien sex tonight. I just ate two hotdogs with chilli and onions.
These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs
I just realized I'm not wearing clothes. I think my pants may be in the kitchen but I have no idea where my shirt is. I'm kinda worried.
I'm sitting in the car vaping at an elementary school to try and deal with the stress of existing. About how i thought being 30 would go for me tbh
I keep worrying she's gonna have a repeat of the time the ceiling fan was talking in Chinese
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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