Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
And whoever invented the condom should be put to death.
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
She was wearing my robin hood hat from Halloween shouting "steal from the rich and give to the poor, mothafuckaaaaas." We are taking her everywhere.
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
You know I love you. I just don't love your penis.
8 stitches. Next time I decide to twerk while doing a keg stand, stop me.
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
YOU JUST GOT OUT OF THE HOSPITAL AND YOU'RE ALREADY DRINKING?!
I'm just imagining Oprah like "you're popping a boner, and you're popping a boner...EVERYONE IS POPPING A BONER"
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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