She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
he walkred up to the manager at dennys and said 'look, my friends passed out in your bathroom, can i go get her?'
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
also, I heard you can donate your eggs for like $8gs....hellloooo mediterranean vacation. thank youuuu future babies!!!
He literally said I should watch game of thrones while I was blowing him like is this the conversation you want to be having right now
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
I will fuck anyone who brings me mcdonalds right now
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