We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to hit on someone with another guy's semen in your hair. not even at ihop.
A guy in a sombrero stopped to take a picture with me sitting on the curb.
that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
I think I pulled my groin stumbling back from the bar. That or the hippo I woke up next to.
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
Concept: I never actually flirt with anyone, I'm just a bitch and some people find it endearing
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs
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