I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
check it out our google latitudes are spooning
your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
I told her I would melt her with my mustache. Needless to say, he pants were soon off.
You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
My mom is making me buy a single zucchini, I look like someone who can't afford a dildo
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
Please ignore everything I told you about my girlfriends vagina last night.
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast.
We've been staking out a taco bell for 2 hours trying to find last night's one night stand
I'm gonna snort this pill I found on the ground cause that's how classy I am. Watch football and eat Beef jerky. Domesticated at its finest.
You don't know happiness until you've got to smoke weed inside taco bell and then eat all you want for free
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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