We need to find a way to make penises more like hookahs.
Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
He was drinking wine out of a pyrex measuring cup at two in the afternoon and told me my ass looked fantastic in my sweatpants. I love university
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
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