I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
Dude, everyone in your family has slept with that girl. Her vagina is like the Hindu version of a Bar Mitzvah.
halfway through eating me out he goes 'oh that reminds me i have to buy fish for good friday'
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
I'm drinkin whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
You insisted we help some homeless guy put up posters for his missing pet alligator so we left you there because they were really just Chinese takeout menus.
I slept with him that night and I'm not sure if my lack of enthusiasm was obvious but I found him eating ice cream in the bathtub the next morning. Mom will be so proud.
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
If I hear you use the phrase "silky soft scrotum" one more time I swear to God you'll regret it
I want a musical about memes.
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
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