yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
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say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
He said I act like a cross between a kindergartener and a high 70 year old man. Which is inacurate because it fails to account for the disco obsession.
Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on
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he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
stupid neighbors doing stupid yard work with their stupid kids when i want to do drugs in the backyard
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
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