Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
He told me he had more lines than a plaid shirt
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
I won't be able to make it. Too hung over. Can't hold down fluids. I'm in the bathtub trying to hydrate my body through osmosis. And yes, Tequila Tuesday is totally still on for tonight.
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
Will you remind me I changed my hotspot phone password to fuckyouprivilegedwhitedude
I woke up on the green space outside our dorm cradling a watermelon and sucking my thumb. College is crazy man.
She stripped naked and ran around the outside of the house while I stood by the tent holding her clothes shouting "come back" because I was too drunk to chase her. This is why we can't have nice things.
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
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