just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
i just google imaged poop.
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
I just remembered we said the Lord's Prayer before we went out last night.
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
TONGUES ARE JUST MEAT TENTACLES IN OUR MOUTHS OMG
HOW ABOUT I DON'T WAKE UP TO THESE TYPES OF TEXTS
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
We walking to the game and some random guy came up to to me and yelled "hey you're the whiskey guy!" And then high fived me then walked away
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
I'm sorry my shit is everywhere... I accidentally got drunk while packing
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
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