When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
i ate 2 chicken nuggets and puked out 5. that doesn't even make mathematical sense
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
there is an extreme lack of margarita in my mouth.
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
I hope my orgasm sounds aren't secretly that bad and no one tells me
How does this dude know what a dying walrus sounds like? That's the real question
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
I enjoy the company of your penis
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
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