you used to get mad at me for mentioning 'unprotected sex' and happenings in my bed
well yeah, but then i realized the wisdom of your ways.
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
while you were getting the key to the dorm from the lobby i was giving a drunk monolog to the security camera about my life
I think need to divide my DVD collection into "movies I've seen" and "movies I've only seen during sex"
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
Can we talk about the fact that I plucked weed off your ass this morning like it's a normal thing to do?
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
dude I don't even care if I'm getting catfished the point is I'm going to get laid. hot bitch, fat bitch, skanky bitch, i don't care my penis is having an adventure tonight regardless
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
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