What a fucking waste of an outfit
would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
He asked me if I "almost moaned"
She gave me a handjob while eating a mcdouble with mayo on the way home from the bars at 2 in the morning. Car was full of people. This could be forever
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just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
i only stock magnum condoms so if the guy i bring home doesn't fit in them he only gets to eat me out. no exceptions.
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I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
Literally been in their house 5 minutes and I've projectile vomited all over the bathroom wall. The dog licked it up though so I think it's cool.
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
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